Mr. Doodle - Sept 19, 2006 - April 11, 2009.
Mr. Doodle (aka pacifier, nuk, binky) was 2 1/2 years old. He was born unto Evelyn McKenna Bull at Riverside Methodist Hospital, and stayed a true companion to her for all of his years. In 2007, he graduated from newborn to big-girl pacifier, being by Evelyn's side during naps and bedtime only.
He was preceeded in death by his other 2 friends, Mrs. Doodle and Doodle Jr. within the month. Evelyn would place Mrs. and Jr. on her eyes, while Mr. Doodle was be the lucky on to get sucked on. Some believe he died from a broken heart from the passing of Mrs. and Jr - but I say it was Evelyn's teeth that tore him apart.
Services were held in Evelyn's crib as she cried for hours on end about his passing. I can still hear her now, screaming his name - "Doodle, Doodle, please come back."
His family requests, that in lieu of flowers, everyone should please make a donation to Evelyn's Orthodontic Fund, set up for the future of Evelyn's teeth.
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Update: Evelyn is being brought it for questioning about the curious nature of Mr. Doodle's death. It appears he was totally mutilated and shredded to pieces. She is looking at life without pacifier.
R.I.P. Mr. Doodle. You will be missed.
torn apart and mutilated... what a horrifying way to go! I have to say, Seth's binkies were lucky they passed on with the gentle help of the binky fairy. =) Hope Evelyn can get through these next few days of mourning.
Too funny! Good luck!
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